Interview: What I experienced dating six different ladies

This is an interview with a Nigerian guy who dated six different girls at the same time. Unbelievable right? Let’s get right into it!πŸ½πŸ˜‚


Welcome to Lifestyle with Jodi.πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

Yay!!! It’s great to be on here.

Can you please introduce yourself? Briefly?

Naaa ,let’s stay UFO. You can call me the Anonymous being though.

Everyone wants to hide.πŸ˜ƒ What’s UFO?

Better safe than casted. Unindented flying object.

Okayyy. So you’re here because you dated 6 different girls at the same time. What do you have to say for yourself?πŸ˜‚

Well, I’m not proud of it but it was an experience I wish to experience again. Maybe I can get a better management skill from there.

Wow. So how did it happen? Did you ask all six of them out at the same time? Or you just kept adding to the number gradually?

Actually, I never asked anyone of them out, like it just happened. There were the ones who asked me out and the ones who just… I don’t know… somehow…we got it going. I no sabi toast woman, I did it once and the rejection almost killed me. Now I just find a way to get the woman I want, make her ask for me you know like, but I’m still the one pulling the strings.

Do you mind elaborating this? How do you pull the strings that will eventually make a woman ask you out?

It doesn’t make sense but it works. Just treat them right, make them feel special and be genuine about it.

So when you do this, they ask you out?

It turns out like that most times but sometimes it doesn’t work.

Now, back to your 6 girlfriends, did they know each other or did they at some point realize they weren’t the only ones you were dating?

Yeah, 3 knew and the other 3 were in the dark and I was like ‘hey, now you know, what’s next ? What are we gonna do?’πŸ˜‰ Ki la ma shey bayi?

So what did you guys now do? πŸ˜‚

Boom! One of the girls went to harass another one in maintenance, ( One of the hostels at Obafemi Awolowo University) and the other one went harassing me all around. She embarrassed me somewhere and I asked her ‘did you ask if you were the only one and I said yes?’ At least I told you there was someone else and you kept going ‘dey dinur born me well’. Meanwhile, i was only telling you the truth. I always tell them the truth.

So it was never like you hid it or kept it a secret from any of them?

You don’t keep such. You’ve got to let them know but most don’t believe you. They think they have one super power to compel you.

How recent was this?

This was my part 2. Second year in the University. But then I knew it wasn’t cool to be messing with women’s emotions. I’m going to have a daughter one day, so I had to stop and just love someone’s daughter faithfully .

Lool. So back then, why didn’t you faithfully love someone? Were you scared of commitment?

Hmm… the first girl I dated broke my heart. She blew it in the wind. That day I was sweating inside AC.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I understand.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I know a guy that this happened to also. He became a fuckboy instantly. Was this your case as well?

Mehn. I don’t know but it is what it is.

Okay. So you didn’t want to love again and then have someone break your heart?

If I’m dating you, I will treat you so damn good, your friends are gonna be jealous. If you now break my heart despite that, I’m going on a spree. Going on another one self, fresh out another scum. The only stoppage now is I’m in love with my best friend, if I lose her bayi, I’m going on another spree.

Awwwwn…does she know?

We both know but I’m trying to man up, gotta treat her well and do it traditionally.

That’s really nice. I’m so happy for you.😊😍

Thank you.

So basically, I’m guessing you had sexually activities with all 6 girls. Did you try a threesome or an orgy at any point though?

Lol. I don’t roll like that. I slept with just two of them, the rest were just romance and dates.

Oh. Wow.

Some never even saw me naked .

That’s impressive. How long were you with all six of them?

A semester.

So did you make any mistake at any point? Maybe call one by another one’s name? Or text one instead of another?

No. I never did. Their names don’t even have the same rhyming scheme.

Loool. So what were the pros and cons of having six girls at a time?

The disadvantage for me was drama. Stay away if you don’t like drama. There were phone call harassments from the clingy ones, it’s a disaster when you got two clingy ones. It will be a competition between them especially if they are aware. And e go tire you.

And the Advantages?

Lol. You go chop life. If you are the one who loves sex so much, just get some Casanova vibes. A woman satisfied in all aspect is the best woman, you gon be happy always. Things go just dey gel for you. Good food, good sex and just live good as long as you’ve got your money right. πŸ™‚

Maad oo. So was there any memorable event that happened during that period?

Well, I got two of them to meet each other and they behaved. I didn’t have to hush any. No troubles at that instance.

Behaved how? They were cool with you dating them both?

Yeah. One was a final year student, the other was in law part 2. Until one of them later traced the other to maintenance to cause kasala. It was funny. I just deh laugh.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Let me guess.πŸ€” The final year student traced the part 2 student?

Lol. I’m not spilling. Your gender na FBI una fit trace IP address talkless of ordinary Anonymous.πŸ˜„

Where is the lie?πŸ˜‚ Anyway, is this something you would advice the members of your gender to try?

Sure. Why not? Try it if you feel you can handle it.πŸ˜‰

Alright. Thank you so much for your time.😊

Thank you for giving me the privilege of featuring on your blog.

You’re welcome. 😌


P.S. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We love you so much.πŸ₯°πŸ˜š

Signed: Management.

6 thoughts on “Interview: What I experienced dating six different ladies

    1. That’s true too.
      Girls though…jokingly or not. At least he said something, that should have told them something.
      I don’t think a guy that isn’t cheating would joke about it.

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